Gamers of Oklahoma State University

[Hogosha]

i thought i would just drop these here

Oklahoma State

One may not promote a “horse tripping event”.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

Whaling is illegal.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.

People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.

Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.

Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.

It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.

Tattoos are banned. (Repealed, Effective 11/1/2006. Tattoos are now legal in Oklahoma!)

No one may spit on a sidewalk.

It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

It is illegal to have sex before you are married.

Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.
 
City Laws of Oklahoma

Ada
If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.

Bartlesville
If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog’s disposal.
No person may own more than two adult cats.
It is illegal to cause “annoying vibrations” in the city limits.
Persons may not play catch on any city street.

Clinton
Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.
Molesting an automobile is illegal.

Hawthahorne
It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

Oklahoma City
The mayor may not go on strike.
While it is legal to serve alcohol in a pool hall, all intoxicated persons must leave the premises.
One may not tip over a casket at a funeral.
It is illegal to own a stink bomb.
No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

Schulter
Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.

Tulsa
You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.

Wynona
One’s mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.
Mules may not drink out of bird baths.
Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.

Yukon
It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.
While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.
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[CopShowGuy]

We can't whale in this state? That's BS!
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GET AGAINST THE TREE!!!

[Hogosha]

yeah, and the last time some one got convicted of oral sex was in 1989.
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